February 2012
I just have Blues Clues songs stuck in my head.
Blues clues, blues clues.
You gotta find the next paw print, that’s the third clue!
You put it in your notebook, and then what do we do?
Sit down in our thinking chair and think. Think. Thiiiink.
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
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Has anyone had an issue with a Stone of Barenziah...
It’s either the one from the Thalmor Embassy or Fellglow Keep, I’m not sure which one it is, but one of them isn’t there. :/
Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love The Hunger Games!
Me:
Fan:
Me:
Fan: Hello? Well I know you've been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I've been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I'll just-
Me: I'VE DONE MY WAITING.
Fan: Wha-
Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT.
Fan: But it hasn't even been ou-
Me: IN AZKABAN.
Miss Piggy On Beauty
holybat:
iamabutchsolo:
lizziegoneastray:
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Perfect quote is perfect.
I will always reblog this when I see it.
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
